British guy swallows 17 Big Macs in an hour

Mmmmmm the Big Mac.

It's 560 calories of two beef patties, cheese, lettuce, onions, pickles and special sauce stacked between three sesame seed buns.And this guy had 17 in an hour. Yup. That British bearded Big Mac beast is YouTube competitive eater Adam Moran.

Because math is only worth talking about when it comes to food: That's 9,520 calories, more than 16,000 mg of sodium and 799 carbs.

He had been hoping to swallow 25 Big Macs — talk about dreaming big — to celebrate hitting 1,000 subscribers on YouTube ... but he fell just short after hitting a wall 35 minutes in. And it's probably best he didn't accomplish his goal.

Take a look at what the McDonald's future will look like:

He wrote on his blog Sunday, "As soon as I'm done, I regret it. That night, I couldn't sleep, I had the most intense stomach ache of my admittedly short career, and I ask myself hundreds of times why, oh why, did I do something this ludicrous?"

Because someone had to!

It seems Moran has made a full recovery.

Since then, he's taken on a triple XL burrito, four burgers, a steak, brisket and one-pound of fries all in one sitting and a 5lb calzone in another challenge.

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