Women are giving up on men and falling in love with gorillas instead

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Why Are People Falling in Love with This 'Hot Gorilla'?
Studies show modern women tend to fall for guys with Neanderthal-like facial features, which explains why Brad Pitt is such an international heartthrob. Now ladies in Japan are taking this tendency one step further by developing crushes on our ape ancestors. Hey, they can't be any worse at being boyfriends than actual human men.

Shabani is a male gorilla at the Higashiyama Zoo and Botanical Gardens in Nagoya, Japan, and he is probably hotter than all of your ex-boyfriends. Shabani is so handsome, in fact, that young women in Japan have begun flocking to see him, watching him mug for the camera and spar with the other less hunky gorillas.

"Ikemen way too much," one zoo visitor tweeted, using a Japanese slang term for hot guys. "Women rushing in and have made a crowd every day."

Shabani is such a wanted ape that he convinced two different females to mate with him, making him a hot dad twice over.

Step it up, dudes: You're apparently so subpar, women are literally crushing on primates instead.

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Women are giving up on men and falling in love with gorillas instead
A tiny baby veiled chameleon, Chamaeleo calyptratus, climbs the finger of a keeper in the zoo of Debrecen, 245 kms east of Budapest, Hungary, Sunday, March 25, 2007. This is the first time this species of raptors successfully propagated themselves in this zoo. Baby chameleons hatched out of 23 of the 40 eggs laid by their mother. (AP Photo/MTI, Tibor Olah)
LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 21: A five-month-old female slender loris waits to be given her first health check by the veterinary team at London Zoo on July 21, 2011 in London, England. Two female baby slender lorises, who are yet to be named, were given health checks, their sex determined and micro-chipped. Slender Loris is the common name for the strepsirrhine primates who are nocturnal and originate from India, Sri Lanka, and southeast Asia. London Zoo supports conservation of lorises in Sri Lanka, where populations are thought to be under threat from deforestation. (Photo by Christopher Furlong/Getty Images)
Penguins are photographed swimming in their enclosure at London Zoo on July 17, 2013. Britain's Met Office warned of possible heatwave conditions in various parts of the country Wednesday, after five consecutive days of 30C and above temperatures. AFP PHOTO/ANDREW COWIE (Photo credit should read ANDREW COWIE/AFP/Getty Images)
"Thug" the Pygmy Hippo goes near a piece of watermelon that he didn't want to eat in his new enclosure during a photocall at the zoo in London, Thursday, April 3, 2014. Thug and his lifelong Pygmy Hippo companion Nicky were unveiled to the media in their new home Thursday, which opens for public viewing on April 5 as part of the zoo's "Into Africa" exhibit. (AP Photo/Matt Dunham)
Jae Jae, a male Sumatran Tiger scratches a tree, as the public watch from behind glass, at London Zoo, Wednesday, March 27, 2013. Tiger Territory is a newly opened tiger enclosure designed by keepers and conservationists, the zoo is hoping the Indonesian inspired enclosure with climbing trees, a pool for swimming and 2,500square metres to roam will encourage the two tigers to breed. (AP Photo/Kirsty Wigglesworth)
A keeper attempts to weigh Cid, a Red Ruffed Lemur during a photocall at London Zoo, Thursday, Aug. 21, 2014. The Zoo held it's annual weigh-in where the vital statistics of animals were taken in an aid for keepers to detect pregnancies and check the animals general wellbeing. (AP Photo/Kirsty Wigglesworth)
Two 6-month-old Philippine crocodiles, two of six who were the first of their kind to hatch in the United Kingdom, are displayed during the annual stock take at London Zoo, Monday, Jan. 5, 2015. Caring for more than 750 different species, London Zoo keepers started the New Year with the task of counting every single animal. With three Sumatran tiger cubs adding vital numbers to the European conservation breeding program, the birth of six critically-endangered Philippine crocodiles and the arrival of nine Humboldt penguin chicks, all of the new additions will be added to the records. (AP Photo/Kirsty Wigglesworth)
A Californian sea lion waits to be fed during a photocall for Whipsnade Zoo's annual stocktake in Dunstable, Bedfordshire, north of London, on January 7, 2014. AFP PHOTO / CARL COURT (Photo credit should read CARL COURT/AFP/Getty Images)
A keeper measures Perry the Llama during a photocall at London Zoo, Thursday, Aug. 21, 2014. The Zoo held it's annual weigh-in where the vital statistics of animals were taken in an aid for keepers to detect pregnancies and check the animals general wellbeing. (AP Photo/Kirsty Wigglesworth)
A black-capped squirrel monkey sits on an abacus during the annual stock take at London Zoo, Monday, Jan. 5, 2015. Caring for more than 750 different species, London Zoo keepers started the New Year with the task of counting every single animal. With three Sumatran tiger cubs adding vital numbers to the European conservation breeding programme, the birth of six critically-endangered Philippine crocodiles and the arrival of nine Humboldt penguin chicks, all of the new additions will be added to the records. (AP Photo/Kirsty Wigglesworth)
LONDON, ENGLAND - AUGUST 22: Zookeeper Grant Kother, at ZSL London Zoo, weighs and measures a giant tortoise during the zoo's annual weigh-in on August 22, 2012 in London, England. The height and mass of every animal in the zoo, of which there are over 16,000, needs to be recorded. The measurements are collated in the Zoological Information Management System, from which zoologists can use the data to compare information on thousands of endangered species. (Photo by Oli Scarff/Getty Images)
Kumbuka, a Silverback Western Lowland Gorilla sits next to a ruler during a photocall at London Zoo, Thursday, Aug. 21, 2014. The Zoo held it's annual weigh-in where the vital statistics of animals were taken in an aid for keepers to detect pregnancies and check the animals general wellbeing. (AP Photo/Kirsty Wigglesworth)
A Meerkat inspects a clipboard as a keeper counts them during a stocktake at London Zoo, Thursday, Jan. 2, 2014. Home to more than 850 different species, zookeepers welcomed in the New Year armed with clipboards as they made a note of every single animal. The compulsory annual count is required as part of ZSL London Zoo’s zoo license, and every creature, from the tiny leaf cutter ants to the huge silverback gorilla is duly noted for.(AP Photo/Kirsty Wigglesworth)
A zoo keeper weighs a waxy monkey frog during the annual weigh-in at London Zoo, London, Wednesday, Aug. 21, 2013, where creatures are weighed and measured for their measurements to be recorded into the Zoological Information Management System (ZIMS). The frog weighted in at 40g. (AP Photo/Sang Tan)
A zoo keeper weighs tree anteater 'Tammy' during the annual weigh-in at London Zoo, London, Wednesday, Aug. 21, 2013 , where creatures are weighed and measured for their measurements to be recorded into the Zoological Information Management System (ZIMS). The anteater weighed in at 6.5kg. (AP Photo/Sang Tan)
A Californian sea lion waits to be fed by a zookeeper during a photo call for Whipsnade Zoo's annual stocktake in Dunstable, Bedfordshire, north of London, on January 7, 2014. AFP PHOTO / CARL COURT (Photo credit should read CARL COURT/AFP/Getty Images)
Oriental short-clawed otters look towards photographers during a photocall for London Zoo's annual stocktake in central London, on January 2, 2014. The compulsory annual count is required as part of the zoo's licence. AFP PHOTO / LEON NEAL (Photo credit should read LEON NEAL/AFP/Getty Images)
Raja, a 12 year-old Komodo Dragon, inspects a 'boomer ball' filled with his favourite foods, during a photocall at the London Zoo on August 8, 2013. Komodo dragons are the biggest and heaviest lizards on Earth and will eat almost anything they find, including already dead animals, deer, water buffalo, pigs, and even smaller Komodo dragons. Wild Komodo dragons are found only on Indonesia's Lesser Sunda Islands. AFP PHOTO / CARL COURT (Photo credit should read CARL COURT/AFP/Getty Images)
A penguin looks at a keeper's clipboard during a stocktake at London Zoo, Thursday, Jan. 2, 2014. Home to more than 850 different species, London zookeepers welcomed in the New Year armed with clipboards as they made a note of every single animal. The compulsory annual count is required as part of ZSL London Zoo’s zoo license, and every creature, from the tiny leaf cutter ants to the huge silverback gorilla is duly noted .(AP Photo/Kirsty Wigglesworth)
LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 17: Gary Devereaux, the executive chef of London Zoo's caterers, serves a carrot and cabbage canape to a giraffe in ZSL London Zoo on July 17, 2013 in London, England. London Zoo's new Terrace Restaurant is due to open to the public on July 19, 2013. (Photo by Oli Scarff/Getty Images)
Tapir offspring Baru plays with a ball at the zoo in Leipzig, eastern Germany, on May 22, 2013 after forecasting that German soccer club BVB will win the upcoming Champions League final football match Bayern Munich vs Borussia Dortmund in London's Wembley Stadium on May 25. The tapir did his forecast by going for a cabbage turnip painted in the colors of the German soccer club Borussia Dortmund. AFP PHOTO / HENDRIK SCHMIDT GERMANY OUT (Photo credit should read HENDRIK SCHMIDT/AFP/Getty Images)
LONDON, ENGLAND - MAY 02: Kumbuka, a 15-year-old western lowland gorilla, explores his new enclosure in ZSL London Zoo on May 2, 2013 in London, England. The silverback male, who weights 185 kg and stands seven foot tall, moved from Paignton Zoo two weeks ago. It is hoped that Kumbuka will mate with the zoo's three female gorillas to increase numbers of the critically endangered species as part of the European breeding programme. (Photo by Oli Scarff/Getty Images)
Jae Jae, a male Sumatran tiger, sits in a pond in the new tiger enclosure at the London Zoo in central London on March 20, 2013. Housing one male and one female Sumatran tigers, the enclosure is five times larger than the previous enclosure, at 2,500sqm. AFP PHOTO/CARL COURT (Photo credit should read CARL COURT/AFP/Getty Images)
LONDON, ENGLAND - JANUARY 03: Otters are fed in their enclosure during London Zoo's annual stocktake of animals on January 3, 2013 in London, England. The zoo's stocktake takes place annually, and gives keepers a chance to check on the numbers of every one of the animals from stick insects and frogs to tigers and camels. (Photo by Dan Kitwood/Getty Images)
Bolivian squirrel monkeys get a special treat from their keepers of sultanas and wax worms that were set out on a Christmas tree at London Zoo in London, Wednesday, Dec.18, 2013. London Zoo is the world's oldest scientific zoo. It was opened in London on 27 April 1828, and was originally intended to be used as a collection for scientific study. It was eventually opened to the public in 1847. (AP Photo/Alastair Grant)
LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 12: Lucifer the lion holds a Christmas present in his mouth at ZSL London Zoo on December 12, 2012 in London, England. Keepers at the zoo gave the some of the animals Christmas presents containing festive treats during a photocall at London Zoo. (Photo by Dan Kitwood/Getty Images)
LONDON, ENGLAND - AUGUST 22: Giraffes are weighed and measured during the ZSL London Zoo 's annual weigh-in on August 22, 2012 in London, England. The height and mass of every animal in the zoo, of which there are over 16,000, needs to be recorded. The measurements are collated in the Zoological Information Management System, from which zoologists can use the data to compare information on thousands of endangered species. (Photo by Oli Scarff/Getty Images)
LONDON, ENGLAND - AUGUST 22: Meerkats are weighed and measured during the ZSL London Zoo 's annual weigh-in on August 22, 2012 in London, England. The height and mass of every animal in the zoo, of which there are over 16,000, needs to be recorded. The measurements are collated in the Zoological Information Management System, from which zoologists can use the data to compare information on thousands of endangered species. (Photo by Oli Scarff/Getty Images)
WASHINGTON, DC - JULY 24: Three-month old cheetah cubs make their public debut at the Smithsonian National Zoo on July 24, 2012 in Washington, DC. Two cubs have been hand raised after a risky cesarean section was performed in April that saved the cubs' and mother's lives, but left them in intensive care for days following the procedure. The zoo plans to name the cubs after the fastest American male and female athletes in the 100-meter dash of this summer's London Olympics. (Photo by T.J. Kirkpatrick/Getty Images)
A camel spits at zoo keeper Tom Lowry during the annual stocktake at London Zoo in north London on January 4, 2012. ZSL London Zoo embarked on January 4 on their annual complete head count of every animal at the zoo, which houses over 750 different species. AFP PHOTO / CARL COURT (Photo credit should read CARL COURT/AFP/Getty Images)
A squirrel monkey looks into the camera during a photocall at London Zoo, Thursday, Aug. 21, 2014. The Zoo held it's annual weigh-in where the vital statistics of animals were taken in an aid for keepers to detect pregnancies and check the animals general wellbeing. (AP Photo/Kirsty Wigglesworth)
Penguins stand near their pool during the annual stock take at London Zoo, Monday, Jan. 5, 2015. Caring for more than 750 different species, London Zoo keepers started the New Year with the task of counting every single animal. With three Sumatran tiger cubs adding vital numbers to the European conservation breeding programme, the birth of six critically-endangered Philippine crocodiles and the arrival of nine Humboldt penguin chicks, all of the new additions will be added to the records. (AP Photo/Kirsty Wigglesworth)
Zoo keeper Caroline Westlake poses for photographers with a meerkat during the annual stocktake at London Zoo in north London on January 4, 2012. ZSL London Zoo embarked on January 4 on their annual complete head count of every animal at the zoo, which houses over 750 different species. AFP PHOTO / CARL COURT (Photo credit should read CARL COURT/AFP/Getty Images)
A snow-covered baby elephant plays in its pen at Whipsnade Zoo, north of London on December 20, 2010. Thousands of stranded travellers faced a nervy battle to get home for Christmas as snow and ice caused chaos at European airports Monday. International hubs London, Paris, Frankfurt, Amsterdam and Brussels struggled to clear a backlog of passengers stranded over the weekend as holidaymakers tried to reach their destinations on time for December 25. AFP PHOTO / Max Nash (Photo credit should read MAX NASH/AFP/Getty Images)
LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 09: A ring-tailed coati cools down as it eats a watermelon given to it by its keeper at ZSL London Zoo on July 9, 2010 in London, England. The Met Office has predicted temperatures as high as 31C in the capital today prompting them to issue the first weather health alert this summer. (Photo by Oli Scarff/Getty Images)
A Golden Headed Lion Tamarin monkey, native to the Amazon rainforest, experiences its new home in the living rainforest enclosure at ZSL London Zoo, in London, on March 25, 2010. 'Rainforest Life', built inside a bio-dome, is a breeding facility for free-roaming monkeys, sloths, tree anteaters and birds. It includes, real rain, living trees and tropical climates in what is hoped to be a love nest for a host of endangered animals. The Zoo's new flaship experience for 2010 opens on Saturday March 27. AFP PHOTO/BEN STANSALL (Photo credit should read BEN STANSALL/AFP/Getty Images)
An Emperor Tamarin monkey, native to the Amazon rainforest, experiences its new home in the living rainforest enclosure at ZSL London Zoo, in London, on March 25, 2010. 'Rainforest Life', built inside a bio-dome, is a breeding facility for free-roaming monkeys, sloths, tree anteaters and birds. It includes, real rain, living trees and tropical climates in what is hoped to be a love nest for a host of endangered animals. The Zoo's new flaship experience for 2010 opens on Saturday March 27. AFP PHOTO/BEN STANSALL (Photo credit should read BEN STANSALL/AFP/Getty Images)
LONDON, ENGLAND - MARCH 25: A Two-toed Sloth from Brazil climbs along a pipe in its new home in the living rainforest enclosure at ZSL London Zoo on March 25, 2010 in London, England. Entitled 'Rainforest Life' the large temperature and humidity controlled bio-dome is home to free-roaming monkeys, sloths, tree anteaters and tropical birds. The exhibit, which is opening in the International Year of Biodiversity, will be open to the public from March 27, 2010. (Photo by Oli Scarff/Getty Images)
A One-Horned Asian Rhino wanders in the snow while its pen is cleaned at Whipsnade Zoo, north of London, on January 7, 2010. Britain's harshest winter for decades continued to disrupt sports schedules on Thursday as yet more fixtures were postponed because of freezing conditions. With snow and ice making it treacherous for many people throughout Britain to get to work, officials in several sports announced the unusually early abandonment of weekend matches and races. AFP Photo/Max Nash (Photo credit should read MAX NASH/AFP/Getty Images)
LONDON, ENGLAND - MARCH 25: An Emperor Tamarin monkey, native to the Amazon rainforest, is fed in its new home in the living rainforest enclosure at ZSL London Zoo on March 25, 2010 in London, England. Entitled 'Rainforest Life' the large temperature and humidity controlled bio-dome is home to free-roaming monkeys, sloths, tree anteaters and tropical birds. The exhibit, which is opening in the International Year of Biodiversity, will be open to the public from March 27, 2010. (Photo by Oli Scarff/Getty Images)
LONDON, ENGLAND - AUGUST 13: Two newborn lion cubs take their first steps with their mother Abi in their new enclosure at London Zoo on August 13, 2009 in London, England. The two cubs are the first Asian lions to be born at the zoo for ten years. (Photo by Dan Kitwood/Getty Images)
LONDON, ENGLAND - AUGUST 13: One of the two newborn lion cubs takes its first steps in their new enclosure at London Zoo on August 13, 2009 in London, England. The two cubs are the first Asian lions to be born at the zoo for ten years. (Photo by Dan Kitwood/Getty Images)
LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 02: Effie, a female Western Lowland Gorilla cools down with an fruit flavored ice block in her enclosure in London Zoo on July 2, 2009 in London, England. The Met Office is expecting the UK to record the hottest day of the year today with temperatures in London and the South East of England reaching as much as 33C. (Photo by Oli Scarff/Getty Images)
LONDON - APRIL 30: Senior Keeper Suzi Hyde poses one of two hand reared baby meerkats at London Zoo on April 30, 2009 in London, England. Suzi has been hand rearing the meerkats named Lia and Roo since their mother abandoned them. (Photo by Tim Whitby/Getty Images)
LONDON, ENGLAND - JUNE 18: Two baby Flamingos take their first steps at London Zoo on June 18, 2009 in London, England. The one-month-old pair of birds called Little and Large were being hand reared by keepers using a pink Flamingo style sock puppet but have since taken a disliking to its colour. (Photo by Dan Kitwood/Getty Images)
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