This 11-year-old girl just mastered the art of breakup texts
Texting with boys is a difficult art. This 11-year-old girl just mastered it. 17-year-old Madi Nickens from Texas posted a texting conversation between her 11-year-old sister and a boy named Joey. The 11-year-old girl believes that Joey has cheated on her so she takes him down a peg. Joey definitely won't enter middle school with an inflated ego after this showdown.
First, the pre-teen texted Joey the ever-popular "We need to talk." Then, she confronted him head-on (or screen-on?). She "herd" that Joey went to the park with Natalie. She can't believe he would cheat on her after she gave him 2 chances!
After Joey hits her with the tired "I was just hangin wit her" excuse, the 11-year-old totally brushes him off with a "whatever." She tells him not to talk to her when they get to middle school. Oh, and she never even loved him.
When Joey suggests that the 11-year-old bought his Starbucks drink so she "obviously loved [him] a little bit," the 11-year-old has finally had enough of Joey's poor attempts to win the fight. He's nowhere near her level. She responds with:
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BURN! The 11-year-old wins the texting game and sends Joey home packing. Best breakup line ever.
— Jarett Wieselman (@JarettSays) June 30, 2015
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