Sometimes when a big man has trouble fitting into a small world...it's hilarious. Other times? It's an expensive bummer!
Why shouldn't Arthur Jones get a red Corvette? He's got a Super Bowl ring, a beautiful family, adorable puppies, is clearly passionate about his wheels, and last year signed a five-year-contract with the Indianapolis Colts worth more than $30 million dollars.
So why not splurge on a brand new 2015 Red Corvette Stingray convertible? Well, because at six foot three and 337 pounds, he can't fit behind the wheel. Jones posted this photo to Instagram standing next to the car, captioning it, "Wish I could fit. Guess it's going back to the dealer ..." with the hashtag, big boy problems.
Arthur Jones, NFL player
NFL defensive end Arthur Jones can't fit into his Corvette
Indianapolis Colts defensive end Arthur Jones walks off the field after the NFL football AFC Championship game against the New England Patriots Sunday, Jan. 18, 2015, in Foxborough, Mass. The Patriots defeated the Colts 45-7 to advance to the Super Bowl against the Seattle Seahawks. (AP Photo/Matt Slocum)
Indianapolis Colts defensive end Arthur Jones (97) is carted off the field after getting injured during the first half of an NFL football game against the Philadelphia Eagles Monday, Sept. 15, 2014, in Indianapolis. (AP Photo/Michael Conroy)
Baltimore Ravens defensive end Arthur Jones (97) recovers a fumble by San Francisco 49ers running back LaMichael James during the first half of NFL Super Bowl XLVII football game, Sunday, Feb. 3, 2013, in New Orleans. (AP Photo/Charlie Riedel)
SCOTTSDALE, AZ - JANUARY 31: Sunny Zupanic (L) and NFL player Arthur Jones attend the Kia Luxury Lounge presented by ZIRH at the Scottsdale Center for Performing Arts on January 31, 2015 in Scottsdale, Arizona. (Photo by Rich Polk/Getty Images for Kia)
NEW ORLEANS, LA - FEBRUARY 03: Arthur Jones #97 of the Baltimore Ravens celebrates after a tackle during Super Bowl XLVII at the Mercedes-Benz Superdome on February 3, 2013 in New Orleans, Louisiana. (Photo by Ronald Martinez/Getty Images)
NEW ORLEANS, LA - FEBRUARY 03: Arthur Jones #97 of the Baltimore Ravens reacts as he walks back ot the locker room for halftime against the San Francisco 49ers during Super Bowl XLVII at the Mercedes-Benz Superdome on February 3, 2013 in New Orleans, Louisiana. The Ravens won 34-31. (Photo by Harry How/Getty Images)
NEW ORLEANS, LA - FEBRUARY 03: Arthur Jones #97 of the Baltimore Ravens celebrates after a tackle during Super Bowl XLVII at the Mercedes-Benz Superdome on February 3, 2013 in New Orleans, Louisiana. (Photo by Christian Petersen/Getty Images)
HOUSTON, TX- OCTOBER 21: Matt Schaub #8 of the Houston Texans meets Arthur Jones #97 of the Baltimore Ravens after the game on October 21, 2012 at Reliant Stadium in Houston, Texas. Texas won 43 to 13. (Photo by Thomas B. Shea/Getty Images)
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It's a bit hard to believe Jones bought such an expensive car without taking it for a test drive, but maybe it was a gift? Or maybe he's just posing next to someone else's car and joking about why he could never own one? Or did he order it from the factory without taking his seat and legroom requirements into consideration?
Jones sounds like he needs to get on that show West Coast Customs. If they can make Shaquille O'Neal a Shaquilac, they can definitely make the Indianapolis defensive end a Colt-vette.