The Olsen twins' holiday gift guide is every bit as weird and crazy expensive as you think

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NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 06: Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen attend 2014 World Of Children Awards at 583 Park Avenue on November 6, 2014 in New York City. (Photo by Robin Marchant/Getty Images)
NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 02: Designers Mary-Kate Olsen (L) and Ashley Olsen speak onstage at the 2014 CFDA fashion awards at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center on June 2, 2014 in New York City. (Photo by D Dipasupil/Getty Images)
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 06: Ashley Olsen, Jim Gold and Mary-Kate Olsen attend 2014 World Of Children Awards at 583 Park Avenue on November 6, 2014 in New York City. (Photo by Robin Marchant/Getty Images)
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 06: Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen attend 2014 World Of Children Awards at 583 Park Avenue on November 6, 2014 in New York City. (Photo by Robin Marchant/Getty Images)
NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 02: Designers Ashley Olsen (L) and Mary-Kate Olsen attend the 2014 CFDA fashion awards at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center on June 2, 2014 in New York City. (Photo by Gilbert Carrasquillo/FilmMagic)
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 05: Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen attend the 'Charles James: Beyond Fashion' Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 5, 2014 in New York City. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/WireImage)
NEW YORK, NY - MARCH 12: Ashley Olsen and Mary-Kate Olsen attend the Elizabeth and James SEPHORA VIB ROUGE Event on March 12, 2014 in New York City. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/Getty Images)
NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 05: Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen attend the Lexus Design Disrupted Event at SIR Stage 37 on September 5, 2013 in New York City. (Photo by Andrew Toth/FilmMagic)
SAG HARBOR, NY - AUGUST 16: Actress Ashley Olsen attends the 3rd Annual 'The Hamptons Paddle & Party for Pink' Benefit on August 16, 2014 in Sag Harbor, New York. (Photo by Mark Sagliocco/WireImage)
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 16: Ashley Olsen and Mary-Kate Olsen attend the Indiana Pacers Vs New York Knicks Game at Madison Square Garden on May 16, 2013 in New York City. (Photo by James Devaney/WireImage)
NEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 15: Ashley Olsen (L) and Mary-Kate Olsen attend the J. Mendel Fall 2012 fashion show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week at The Theatre at Lincoln Center on February 15, 2012 in New York City. (Photo by D Dipasupil/FilmMagic)
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 31: Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen attend The Fresh Air Funds Salute To American Heroes at Pier Sixty at Chelsea Piers on May 31, 2012 in New York City. (Photo by Jason Kempin/Getty Images)
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 01: Ashley Olsen and Mary-Kate Olsen attend the Christian Louboutin Cocktail party at Barneys New York on November 1, 2011 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/Getty Images)
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 06: Mary- Kate Olsen (L) and Ashley Olsen attend the 2014 World Of Children Awards at 583 Park Avenue on November 6, 2014 in New York City. (Photo by Andrew Toth/FilmMagic)
Actress/designers Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen attend The Cinema Society & Thierry Mugler screening of 'Midnight in Paris' at the Tribeca Grand Screening Room on May 17, 2011 in New York City. (Photo by Charles Eshelman/FilmMagic)
Honorees Ashley Olsen and Mary Kate Olsen, right, attend WSJ Magazine's "Innovator of the Year Awards" at the Museum of Modern Art on Thursday Oct. 18, 2012 in New York. (Photo by Evan Agostini/Invision/AP)
U.S. actresses Mary-Kate, right, and Ashley Olsen pose as they arrive for the Cinema Against AIDS 2005 charity event of the American Foundation for AIDS Research (amFAR), in Mougins near Cannes, southern France, Thursday, May 19, 2005. The 58th International Film Festival will end in Cannes Saturday. (AP Photo/Michel Euler)
** ADVANCE FOR WEEKEND EDITIONS, JUNE 13-16**Ashley, left, and Mary-Kate Olsen speak during a Wal-Mart Stores Inc. shareholder's meeting in Fayetteville, Ark., June 7, 2002. The twin sisters, who made their TV debut as infants on ABC's sitcom "Full House" in the late 1980s, have transformed themselves into one of the most powerful brands for the 8-to-12 age group.Their products, which include video games, videos, dolls, books, clothing, accessories and cosmetics, is expected to generate $1 billion in sales this year, through their entertainment and merchandising empire called Dualstar Entertainment Group. (AP Photo/April L. Brown)
LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 22: (UK TABLOID NEWSPAPERS OUT) Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen arrive at the Elle Style Awards 2010 held at The Grand Connaught Rooms on February 22, 2010 in London, England. (Photo by Gareth Davies/Getty Images)
UNITED STATES - NOVEMBER 17: It was easy to tell the Olsen twins apart at a MoMA benefit: Mary-Kate went for demure, while Ashley rocked a leopard print! (Photo by Richard Corkery/NY Daily News Archive via Getty Images)
LONDON - OCTOBER 07: (EMBARGOED FOR PUBLICATION IN UK TABLOID NEWSPAPERS UNTIL 48 HOURS AFTER CREATE DATE AND TIME) Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen attend a private party to celebrate the launch of Mary-Kate And Ashley Olsen's in line range 'Elizabeth and James' at Selfridges, on October 7, 2008 in London, England. (Photo by Dave M. Benett/Getty Images)
Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2007 - Jenni Kayne - Front Row and Backstage at The Salon, Bryant Park in New York City, New York, United States. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/WireImage for Jenni Kayne)
**FILE**Celebrity twins Mary-Kate, left, and Ashley Olsen wave to fans following dedication ceremonies for their star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in Los Angeles on April 29, 2004. (AP Photo/Nick Ut)
Twin actresses Mary-Kate, left, and Ashley Olsen pose for a photo April 18, 2004, in Los Angeles. The sisters who began their careers at the age of nine months on the television sitcom "Full House," star in their first feature film, "New York Minute," which opens Friday, May 7.(AP Photo/Kevork Djansezian)
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen arrive at the 29th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards Friday, May 17, 2002 in New York. The Olsens are presenters at this year's ceremony. (AP Photo/Tina Fineberg)
NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 02: Accessories designer of the year award recipients Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen of The Row attend the winners walk during the 2014 CFDA fashion awards at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center on June 2, 2014 in New York City. (Photo by Andrew H. Walker/WireImage)
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What do you get the twins that have everything?

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen give their fans a hint with a new holiday gift guide they put together for Elle magazine -- a list that gives Goop's Gwyneth Paltrow a run for her money when it comes to curating the most expensive, non-practical items you can find.

The twins solely pick items you can buy in person at their brand The Row's new flagship shore on Melrose Place in Los Angeles, and EVERY SINGLE ITEM is "price upon request."

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Clearly, the Olsen twins' taste don't come cheap.

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The five carefully chosen items Mary-Kate and Ashley would love underneath their Christmas tree include a "Rare Vintage Van Cleef Lighter," "Vintage Cartier Playing Cards," "Palo Santo Smudge Stick Bundles," "The Row Cashmere Scarves," and "Handmade Enzo Bonafe for The Row Women's Belts."

Judging from the fact that a plain gray "Louis Cashmere Scarf" from The Row retails for $750, we can only guess what the five items cost all together.

Interestingly enough, Gwyneth put $85 Hermes playing cards on her Goop gift guide last year, and put Hermés' $125 "Myths & Constellations Cards"(an Hermes card game to play with seven families) on her guide this year.

... Millionaires think alike?

"We picked pieces that could be purchased for both men and women," Ashley explains of their collection.

"The holiday season can be hectic," Mary-Kate adds. "We wanted to create a peaceful space for our clients to do all of their holiday shopping at once."

... We should all be so lucky!

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