Anchorage police release report from booze-fueled bloody Palin brawl
UNITED STATES - SEPTEMBER 03: Members of vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin's family (l-r), Track, vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin and infant Trig, Bristol, son-in-law to be, Levi Johnston, Willow, Piper, stand on stage following Mom's speech to the Republican National Convention at the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minnesota, Wednesday, September 3, 2008. (Photo By Douglas Graham/Roll Call/Getty Images)
Sarah Palin with husband Todd and daughter Piper attends the TIME 100 gala celebrating the 100 most influential people, at the Time Warner Center, Tuesday, May 4, 2010 in New York. (AP Photo/Evan Agostini)
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Members of vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin's family (left to right), son Track, daughter Bristol, son-in-law to be Levi Johnston, daughter Willow, daughter Piper, husband Todd and infant Trig, stand on stage following her speech to the Republican National Convention at the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minnesota, Wednesday, September 3, 2008. (Photo by Harry E. Walker/MCT/MCT via Getty Images)
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Republican vice presidential nominee Gov. Sarah Palin is joined by her family, husband Todd Palin; daughter Piper, 7 (left); daughter Willow, 13 (right), and son Trig, 5 months, during her arrival at Orlando International Airport in Orlando, Florida, Friday, September 19, 2008. Palin will rally with supporters in The Villages, near Lady Lake, Fla., on Sunday. (Photo by Joe Burbank/Orlando Sentinel/MCT via Getty Images)
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Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin and her daughter Piper, leave out of the back door of her hotel in Portsmouth, N.H., Thursday, June 2, 2011, as she continues her East Coast tour. (AP Photo/Jim Cole)
Republican vice presidential candidate, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin stands with her children, from left, daughter Willow, holding her brother Trig, dressed as an elephant, and Piper, dressed as a snow princess, Friday, Oct. 31, 2008, at Arnold Palmer Regional Airport in Latrobe, Pa. (AP Photo/John Heller)
Anchorage police have released the incident report from a booze-fueled bloody brawl involving the Palin family.
Authorities have declined to press charges against the family of former governor and Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin after they crashed a Sept. 6 house party -- in a stretch Hummer limousine.
Witnesses claim fists began flying shortly after the Palin clan rolled up in the limo, according to the affidavit posted online Thursday by Talking Points Memo.
The 24-page report was compiled by five officers and included recollections of the bizarre night from 15 witnesses.
Party host Korey Klingenmeyer was celebrating his birthday with 15 of his closest friends, he told police. The birthday boy knew many of the guests from competing in the Iron Dog Snowmobile races, which Sarah Palin's husband Todd also competes in.
Partygoers claim daughter Bristol Palin was already "intoxicated" when she showed up vowing to "knock that b***h out."
Klingenmeyer immediately tried to diffuse the situation but then became the target of Bristol Palin's rage.
She started punching him and vowing to "kick his ass," witnesses told police.
Bristol Palin later claimed the fight started when her sister Willow was pushed and that Klingenmeyer "dragged her across the lawn."
The star of the evening, though, was son Track Palin.
The 25-year-old was shirtless with blood pouring out of his mouth and his fists also covered in blood, police said.
A "strong odor of alcohol" was apparent on the former governor's family, police claimed.
At least one witness claimed the fight was "one big misunderstanding ... due to too much alcohol and people."
Sarah Palin reportedly stood on the street screaming "don't you know who I am?" as cabs arrived to rescue partygoers from the hellish scene.