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TSA offers $15K to fix airport security checkpoint lines

TSA Offers $15,000 For You To Fix Security Checkpoint Lines

The Transportation Security Administration is awarding cash prizes to flyers who present the best ideas to speed up their checkpoint queue lines.

TSA is looking for the Next Generation Checkpoint Queue Design Model to apply a scientific and simulation modeling approach to meet the dynamic security screening environment. The new queue design should include, but not limited to the following queue lanes:

TSA Pre✓™
Standard
Premier Passengers (1st class, business class, frequent fliers, etc.)
Employee and Flight Crews
PWD (wheelchair access)
Submit your idea now.



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ricks1951f1 July 30 2014 at 8:38 AM

Get rid of the TSA

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foubabou ricks1951f1 July 30 2014 at 10:05 AM

Problem would be sending all those TSA people back to McDonald's might bloat the minimum wage system.

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cpaul_d2004 ricks1951f1 July 30 2014 at 11:27 AM

foubabou, maybe we should get rid of the minimum wage system too.

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Randy July 30 2014 at 8:32 AM

the easiest fix would be to BAN any type of carry on luggage. Nor briefcases, no purses, no roller bags and no shopping bags. They could start by stopping the people who carry everything they own and then whine about how there is not enough overhead space.

Of course the best option would be to permit profiling - but heaven knows the far left would have a hissy fit and huffy snit if that were to happen.

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GUNSLINGER July 30 2014 at 8:35 AM

One shoe bomber, and everyone has to take off their shoes?
What about the underware bomber, why do we not have to take off our underware?
Just do what Israel does and profile!!

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Ripper GUNSLINGER July 30 2014 at 11:52 PM

Well Lets see maybe comedian Dana Gould's idea would probably solve some of the traffic problem through lines.....Put the damn detectors at the bottom of the walk through to scan shoes instead of making people sit and take them off. Simply make the detection devices more advanced. But the airlines and TSA are too damn stupid and cheap to actually spend the money.

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cshae89546 July 30 2014 at 8:23 AM

Simple fix. If one was looking for a Chelmon rostratus they would likely not waste their time wandering around in the middle of Death Valley. Virtually every terrorist threat to aircraft and transportation worldwide since 9/11 has come from one specific group. The threat so defined the TSA might legitimately consider modifying a page from Lois Lerner's book on targeting enemies.

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garylee123 cshae89546 July 30 2014 at 2:47 PM

How dare you profile a poor Chelmon. They are just trying for a better life. Besides, they are slippery and hard to cavity search. At least a seven on the SCALE.

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darkdaved July 30 2014 at 8:59 AM

I know how they can speed up line times! Fire all of the TSA employees and make our government stop being a-holes to the world! suddenly, no one wants to blow up America and we don't need the retarded, warmongering, fascism breeding Patriot Act anymore.

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alpainter28 darkdaved July 30 2014 at 10:51 AM

You must be senile. No one wants to blow up America ? If it weren't for the Patriot Act, you probably would be dead by now., but of course, being a liberal, you would have sided with the bomber.

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tjgreen857 darkdaved July 30 2014 at 12:33 PM

Well said.

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rimit9 July 30 2014 at 9:33 AM

get rid of the TSA, replace them with a private security company, learn how to profile, The TSA was a jobs program, pure and simple. another failed government agency.

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salmo60 July 30 2014 at 8:52 AM

Go to the Israelis and Italians, and study how they provide the best airport security in the world. Bring that knowledge to the US, implement said knowledge and then fire 90% of the Barney Fife's working for the TSA aka "Thousands Standing Around" who seem to know how to drink coffee and nothing about security.

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bjhlvgrandkids salmo60 July 31 2014 at 1:45 AM

You forgot Germany. AKA 47's at air port, that deters the looney's.

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vietnamvet1967 July 30 2014 at 8:38 AM

TSA has no Money, They are spending YOURS and MINE
What a waste , by a bunch of X McDonald's workers

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rwitchwoman63 July 30 2014 at 10:50 AM

How about using their brains....Oh wait they don't have any....My bad!

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Patricia,,,,, July 30 2014 at 10:54 AM

If the TSA is offering people money for ideas....Maybe the TSA need to be fired and find someone who can do their job pretty stupid...

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