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The most 'dad' texts ever sent

The 7 Most Dad Texts Ever Sent
Dads say the darndest things -- especially over text! From knock-knock jokes to Thanksgiving humor, these fathers sure know how to get a laugh. Check out the funny and unexpected messages that they were compelled to send, and we guarantee you a hearty chuckle -- or a smile, at the very least.

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darkcloudstonite June 15 2014 at 12:15 PM

What a great combination--fake and unfunny

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belldn3 June 15 2014 at 11:50 AM

Hey, he's dad, he's doing the best he can. lol

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rada197 June 15 2014 at 4:21 PM

As the expert texter that I am, I also believe that these are fake.

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MICHELLE rada197 June 15 2014 at 5:38 PM

What does your texting ability have to do with whether or not these are fake?

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Chris June 15 2014 at 5:43 PM

This is stupid

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BARRY AND KATHY Chris June 15 2014 at 10:52 PM

You probably like the three stooges.
a couple of those are really funny but you need to be able to think.

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justesmoke June 15 2014 at 5:45 PM

This sucked. None are funny AOL libs should just kill themselves

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rockymtnhikerCo June 15 2014 at 8:49 AM

No son,thats not turkey you smell,your mother just pulled my finger for fathers day,thankyou dear.MWah!!!

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alcnov1946 June 15 2014 at 12:22 PM

So, dad splashes a bit of VERY outdated after shave on his face, and goes to the mall.

Sweet young thing says "Wow, what have you got on?"

Dad replies with a smile "I've got a hard-on, but I didn't know you could smell it!"

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sdmagic June 15 2014 at 11:13 AM

Me: What a day .....
Son: Dad are you all right?
Me: No I am half left, only half of me is right
Son: Seriously , how do you feel?
Me: With my fingers
Son: WTF
Me: hehe ... waited all day for that

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pmbalele June 15 2014 at 6:03 PM

HP is showing the following as good dads: Antony Weiner, Newt Gingrich, Sanford the ex-governor, Allen West and Herman Cain! Tell me where HP got the idea these were good dads.

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jimormarylosc June 15 2014 at 6:46 PM


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