Gary Dudek, 54, is accused of stealing more than $350,000 worth of...skin.
Dudek worked as a sales rep for regenerative medicine and hospital employees said they saw him putting skin grafts into his car multiple times.
He was authorized to order skin grafts for work purposes...not for whatever other creepy personal reasons he might've actually been filling orders for. Officials say he made more than 200 unauthorized orders over several years.
Dudek was arrested Tuesday and charged with theft and tampering with records. No word on why he stole so much skin...but we're alright with not knowing those details.