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Esquire surveys men to identify 'normal' male behaviors

Esquire Surveys Men To Identify 'Normal' Male Behaviors
Esquire recently surveyed a thousand men to determine which behaviors are considered normal for men in today's modern society.

The publication asked a series of questions ranging from 'do you like your job?' to 'how often do you spray tan.' (96% said they've never done it.)

So what's normal nowadays? According to the survey, the majority of men:

-only have a couple of friends who are women
-own 3-5 pairs of jeans
-only sometimes enjoy watching sports on TV AND
-would rather play golf than go to a strip club

What do you think about the survey? Tell us in the comments.

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osemet January 22 2014 at 10:45 AM

WOmen have too many "issues". It's just too much work !! I'd rather spend a day on a nice golf course with a good tasting cigar to be honest. Real men don't have time for BS.

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jimmy January 22 2014 at 5:12 AM

enough with the vids we can read....

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Pantino4 jimmy January 22 2014 at 5:37 AM

like reading, too.

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jonstarbuckjon January 22 2014 at 4:46 AM

Why does every article need some video to go along with it these days?
Cant we just read the damn article without a goofy "news" hose

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Jim jonstarbuckjon January 22 2014 at 6:16 AM

Ever since HP learned how to do that (and found out how to sneak advertising in) it has become the new normal.

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fincommco January 22 2014 at 4:40 AM

EEEyow, JimmyB, lighten up on them! The opportunities are just so much more remote these days. I do thank God that I never had kids; I imagine one would be in my basement.

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Bob Walters January 22 2014 at 3:56 AM

Why bother who cares!!!!

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gsubedar January 22 2014 at 3:45 AM

Bunch of bul@#$$ lying sacks of SH@###. Please! All men are going to lie. I've got 8" when he got 4. Small dick fools talkin smack.

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Hi C January 22 2014 at 1:59 AM

So most men don't conform to the media stereotype. They aren't sex mad and perhaps want a meaningful relationship rather than see women as something to leer at.

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wsaltz January 22 2014 at 1:15 AM

I would agree with most of the results of the survey. The only slight difference for me is with regard to how many female friends I have. I would say that I have approximately a dozen female friends. And I don't use the term "friend" lightly.

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Maurie wsaltz January 22 2014 at 5:13 AM

that makes sense/.

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Maurie wsaltz January 22 2014 at 5:13 AM

that makes sense/.

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Robert Alderman January 21 2014 at 11:42 PM

I have one female friend, own I guess about 8 pairs of jeans and at least half of them have paint on them. I like watching the NFL and MLB on TV and would rather be at a strip club anyday over the links. I'll be 57 in February. And I still fantasize after all these decades about Raquel Welch.

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jfpisco January 21 2014 at 11:40 PM

I hate golf, I would rather play tennis than go to a strip club. But I think I would rather go to a Strip Club than go to the Library. No, I take that all back. I am a well rounded guy and would like to play Tennis, go to a Strip Club, and browse the book shelves of my Library.

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Andrea jfpisco January 22 2014 at 3:54 AM

and, i hope, you might also enjoy the friendship of a woman.

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