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The best moments from Tina and Amy's Golden Globes monologue

Watch The Best Moments From Tina And Amy's 'Golden Globes' Monologue

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler returned to host the Golden Globes for a second time, and they totally killed it in their opening monologue.

TIME said the ladies absolutely crushed it -- from their dresses to the jokes, it couldn't have been better.

The Hollywood Reporter agreed, loving that the jokes were, for the most part, friendly and not mean-spirited, as was the norm with past host Ricky Gervais.

... Well, they did say that Matt Damon was basically a 'garbage person' in a room full of very famous people, but even that went over well.

In case you missed it, here's the first few lines from the monologue. Check out the video above for even more gems.

TINA: 'Welcome to the 71st annual Tina Fey and Amy Poehler Lee Daniels' 'The Butler' Golden Globe awards.'
AMY: 'Thank you. A very good evening to everyone here in the room, and all the women and gay men watching at home.'
TINA: 'We are so happy to be back. We are hosting the Golden Globes for our second time. Thank you.'
AMY: 'Thank you.'
TINA: 'Because this is Hollywood, so if something kind of works, they'll just keep doing it until everybody hates it.'

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stevebakerguitar January 13 2014 at 2:24 AM

Just a bunch of 1%ers padding each others wallet....... I cant stand progressives croines

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rpintoro stevebakerguitar January 13 2014 at 2:35 AM

Feelings mutual about conservative cry babbies.

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Chris January 13 2014 at 11:19 AM

I like Tina and Amy but didn't watch the GGs, I actually have a life that doesn't revolve around the TV, tweets or pop culture.

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judylbo Chris January 13 2014 at 11:30 AM

But it does revolve around reading articles and then making snide and sarcastic remarks? Just a bit hypocritical, no?

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David Chris January 13 2014 at 12:00 PM


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rk102136 January 13 2014 at 11:29 AM

you don't have a life if you call adding useless coments a life sorry for you at 80 years old have had a very good life don't think you will make it that far

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anewdk rk102136 January 13 2014 at 11:34 AM

How did you like Al Jolsen in the Jazz Singer?

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Martha January 13 2014 at 9:02 AM

AOL gives us a break...a commerical between every se=ingle "very" short segment! Not only an ad but the very same one. I have the lines so down pack that I could win the golden globe as the narrator of the Walgreens commercial! This is rediculous!

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jcbstz January 13 2014 at 12:57 PM

IF that's crushing it. What would REAL humor look like??? Sad display

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DivineMercy January 13 2014 at 12:59 PM

We have freedom of choice, I chose not to watch.

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dws51564 DivineMercy January 13 2014 at 2:26 PM

Good then choose not to comment or prove your ignorance. It's a choice.

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division243 January 13 2014 at 3:00 PM

What's wrong with garbage men? Someones gotta take out your trash.

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sunnytexn January 13 2014 at 9:17 AM

Oh and NO politics, that was very refreshing :)

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Judith January 13 2014 at 10:15 AM

Or teachers or nurses. We adore those that entertain us and willingly pay enormous sums for that privilege. The millionaires who run around the bases or jump the hoops or sell us things we can't live without enjoy the privileges of idolatry that we so willingly bestow. Truly amazing.

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browneyed217 January 13 2014 at 10:57 AM

Did like their (not so funny) comments.

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