Get Your Very Own Doctor's Note from Xbox
So you just spent an obscene amount of money on your new Xbox One, and you have to go to work tomorrow. To avoid this - the cruelest of fates, we think - Microsoft has designed a customizable doctor's note to get you out of any job-related situation, signed by Major Nelson himself. So get ready to email your boss, your professors, and your supervisors - we hear you've just come down with a nasty case of the zombie flu, and the only cure is... more Xbox.
Here's a screengrab of the note itself, with customizable bits in green: