Are these supposedly sexy halloween costumes really just silly?
Check out this year's new Sexy Squid Costume, which features tentacles, a hot pink tutu skirt, and a furry bikini top.
- There's also Yandy's new Sexy Pizza Costume, which, let's be real, is just a sheath dress with a pizza printed on it adorned with some bizarre "pizza crust" padded shoulders.
And the Sexy Hamburger Costume—a tube dress with some hamburger-y ruffles across the midsection.
The folks over at Yandy actually seem to have a pretty good sense of humor about what "sexy" is—remember last year when they released sexy Bert and Ernie costumes?
In the same vein, I'm pretty sure this one is my favorite "sexy" Yandy costume this year: the Sexy Ted Costume. Maybe I just like it because it looks warm and fuzzy...
"In the regular world, Halloween is when children dress up in costumes and beg for candy," she says. "In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it."
Like it or not, we all sort of know this is true. Personally, I've never worn a sexy Halloween costume-it's not really my thing, and by late October, it's just too darn cold in New York City! But I definitely enjoy perusing some of the more hilarious offerings every year both online and at my local Ricky's Halloween Superstore.
Just this week, Yandy.com, one of the Web's top destinations for costumes, released some of its newest 2013 offerings-and, I guess, in an effort to expand their "sexy costume" offerings (no, seriously, there's a massive section of their site entirely devoted to sexy Halloween costumes), they're really, uh, reaching.
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