PETA Asks Turkey, Texas, to Change Name to 'Tofurkey'

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turkey, texasWith Thanksgiving just around the corner, PETA couldn't help but run a-fowl of the town of Turkey, Texas.

As a gesture of goodwill toward the Thanksgiving bird, the animal activist group asked the small town of under 500 to change its name to "Tofurkey" -- the vegan equivalent of the holiday's traditional main course.

Needless to say, the townsfolk, whose forefathers named the town in honor of the wild birds they found roosting there, were not amused.

"I think it's the stupidest thing I've ever heard," said one ruffled resident.

"We're insulted," said another. "We love turkey, and we're proud of being Turkey."

To their credit, PETA said that in exchange for the name change, they would prepare a Thanksgiving banquet for the whole town -- a vegan banquet, that is.



This isn't the first time PETA has used the holidays as an occasion to promote its cause. As we reported last year, PETA was interested in renting the notorious "Amityville Horror" house in Long Island, N.Y., to stage a Halloween-inspired art exhibit: "The Amityville Slaughterhouse of Horrors."

The installation would have included animatronic chickens with a soundtrack of whirring blades and animal screams, according to PETA Vice President Tracy Reiman.

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PETA Asks Turkey, Texas, to Change Name to 'Tofurkey'

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Location: Brookline, Mass. 
Price: $6.95 million
Beds/Baths: 6/14
Sq. Ft.: 9,838

Newly renovated, this Gambrel-style mansion boasts a sweeping English garden that encloses its one acre. The home's amenities include a home theater, wine cellar, three-car garage and... 

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Location: Rome, Ga. 
Price: $2.5 million
Beds/Baths: 5/6
Sq. Ft.: N/A (9 acres)

Touted as "your own resort on almost nine acres," this property offers pastures and stables along with a pool, spa, tennis court, putting green, 20-seat theater, billiards room and wine cellar. 

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Location: Atlanta, Ga.
Price: $12.5 million
Beds/Baths: 7/13
Sq. Ft.: N/A

This stately Georgian mansion, labeled a "smart home," has pretty nifty tech features that include computerized lighting, audio and security. Amenities include a screening room, gym, sauna and pool.

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The slick, sconce-lit kitchen is nearly cavernous in size and includes a wet bar and sprawling kitchen island. 

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Location: Atlanta, Ga. 
Price: $12.5 million
Beds/Baths: 5/10
Sq. Ft.: N/A

This home is outfitted for large-scale entertaining and has the amenities to show for it: There's a paneled library, butler's pantry, office, pool, guest suite, massage room, spa, home theater -- phew! -- golf room, gymnasium, gift-wrapping room and living room. 

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And what would a grown-up party house be without an over-the-top kitchen? Crammed with state-of-the-art appliances, this expansive culinary laboratory has two kitchen islands and encompasses a breakfast area with a fireplace. 

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Location: Nashville, Tenn. 
Price: $3.2 million
Beds/Baths: 4/6
Sq. Ft.: 5,598 

Sitting on nearly three acres, this four-story mansion offers plenty of space and a pool. And guess what else? 

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A futuristic, eat-in kitchen with ample cabinetry. 

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Location: Beverly Hills, Calif. 
Price: $40 million
Beds/Baths: 9/13
Sq. Ft.: 13,885

They don't get much more expensive than this giant (though, believe it or not, there do happen to be quite a few houses that dwarf it). This gated mansion offers a swimming pool, tennis courts and, clearly -- at this price -- a whole lot more.

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Location: Beverly Hills, Calif. 
Price: $27.5 million
Beds/Baths: 5/10
Sq. Ft.: 13,227

This Beverly Hills manse boasts a four-car garage, solar-heated pool and guesthouse. It also offers easy access to community features like tennis, paddle and basketball courts. 

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Gleaming with fine finishes, the kitchen offers a sizable island and pantry, and is stocked with a wide array of appliances. 

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Location: Los Angeles, Calif.
Price: $34.95 million
Beds/Baths: 6/10
Sq. Ft.: 15,000 Sq Ft

You can’t buy happiness, but this stunning architectural home is about as close to a Zen investment as you’re likely to find this side of Nirvana. With six bedrooms and 10 baths, you could start your own religious commune in this sprawling contemporary home. And speaking of food for the soul …

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Get a load of this divinely feng shui kitchen, complete with dazzling views of the Pacific. Feed your friends (trust us, you’ll have plenty) and entertain in this multifaceted, high-tech kitchen.

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Location: Colleyville, Texas
Price: $7.4 million
Beds/Baths: 7/12
Sq. Ft.: 12,194

Oh, would that we were real Disney princesses! Well, there’s also the princely sum this property costs, but we can dream, can’t we? This palatial estate -- in the Lone Star State, no less -- has everything an aspiring royal could ever want, including a grandiose gourmet kitchen.

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This Tuscan-style palace is just what fairy tales are made of -- rustic stone walls, golden chandeliers, and a kitchen island to die for. We may be highlighting killer kitchens this week, but the rest of this modern palace has to be seen to be believed. Swoon!

Location: Sunny Isles Beach, Fla.
Price: $7,500,000
Beds/Baths: 3/5
Sq Ft: 4,141 Sq Ft

Sitting on a small fortune but aren’t much into mowing the lawn? Then try this tropical fantasy condo on for size. With cerulean blue around every corner of this luxurious beachside home, sit back and enjoy a Mai Tai in your spacious and airy dining room.

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Location: Santa Barbara, Calif.
Price: $19.995 million
Beds/Baths: 5/6
Sq. Ft.: 13,875

The listing touts this single-story home as a “redefining structure within modernism.” Called the Glass Pavilion, its rambling 14,000 square feet sit on 3 1/2 oak-dotted acres in Montecito.

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The glass-box kitchen is a chef’s dream -- provided the chef is obsessively neat. We're willing to bet it’s tough to keep really tidy where there’s a thousand-bottle “wine room”  only steps away.

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Location : Newtown, Pa.
Price: $5.9 million
Beds/Baths: 6/8
Sq. Ft.:  13,000

This sprawling brick manor started life as circa-1789 farmhouse, but you have to squint hard to see it. Inside, it’s old meets new, with an expanded and updated interior that spares no modern amenity.

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The kitchen has every top-of-the-line convenience, including a six-burner range, a built-in grill, a butler’s pantry and acres of storage space.

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