Rental Roommate Nightmares: No Privacy, Nerds, and Swedish Massages

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Craigslist is a vast pool of roommate nightmare scenarios. If there's red flags in the roommate wanted ads, what do you think it will be like once you move in?

Today we got Swedish massage fanatics, nerds, and a guy who will forbid you to have privacy.

Read on to find out about all these and more....


(San Francisco)
$540 The Game... Sarging... Honesty
Looking for young guys who like sarging, but don't like some parts of the Game: the dishonest parts of the Game; and overdone negging, and bashing competitors. Life is too good and too much fun to waste time lying or bashing. BTW: we give sex parties here, with lots of hotties.

Our Take: Why does the movie "Revenge of the Nerds" come to mind?

(San Francisco)$1 ? shared room for COUPLES/F Poly naturist intentional community
No cigarette smoking. No pets. Openly intimate sharing, including healthy food. Clean, quiet, mature, high empathy & low "victimless boundaries".
To clarify, no single males. "What's the catch?" There might NOT be a catch:
to me, there isn't.
To most people, the TOTAL sharing of space [&EVERYTHING] is a "catch" (zero "privacy" [I feel privacy as "CRUEL exclusion" cuz I've "suffered" soooo much isolation] ).


Our Take: This is my nightmare; this is my nightmare. Imagine the hours, days, months of funny as your new roommate constantly pokes his nose in your business while getting pissed off if you ever want privacy. Welcome to hell.

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(Miami)$200 Female Roomate Wanted ASAP!!!!
Professional male looking for a female roomate over 22. In exchange for
rent she will receive as many as 3 FREE swedish massages per week, (NO SEX) as I am training to update my educational hours to continue my massage practice. Must Love to get a swedish massage.

Our Take: Why I loooooove Swedish massages. This also an ideal scenario: My new strange roommate constantly laying his hands on me.


(Miami)$60 A Week. Share master bedroo, bi/gay/nudist male
LOOKING FOR A COOL GUY THAT NEED A ROOF OVER HIS HEAD,
THIS IS A SHARE MASTER BEDROOM AND A KING SIZE BED,
NOT A SEX ADD, IT IS TO HELP SOMEONE ,,,

SEND A PICTURE AND LETS MEET


Our Take: Yes, no sex expected, as you share a king-size bed with your new roommate. Send a picture and spin the wheel of roommate nightmare scenarios.

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