Rental Roommate Nightmares: No Disease, Potential Hidden Cameras, and Camping

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Red flags! Red flags! Red flags! Yes, loads of Craigslist roommate wanted ads sprouting red flags of a potential roommate nightmare are just ahead.

Today we got a guy who doesn't want a roommate who has diseases, potential hidden cameras in your room, and a gent who likes sex and camping.

Read on to find out about all these and much more.....

San Francisco $100 Looking for a couple attractive females...
I am a 30 year old divorced male who is looking to live a different lifestyle. I want to live with a couple attractive females who would be my partners in crime. I'm not talking about sex exchange. More like 2 buddies who'll go out with me, be my wingmen and high 5 me when I bring home girls.

It'd help if you were young, fun, attractive, intelligent, love to party and drink. Be ok with nudity, sex in the house and things of that nature. I'm not a creep, I'm a professional male who doesn't want to walk on eggshells in my home. Of course you'd be welcome to bring over your partner as well!

You'd have your own room and shared bath with each other. I'd prefer 2 friends, that way you'd already get along. Also open to 1 female if you don't want to live with anyone else, but you'd have to be particularly awesome!! Please reply with a pic and a bit about yourself!

Our Take: This guy is going to film you with hidden cameras when you think you're alone in your room.


Vancouver Share My Condo?
So here's the idea. I am a very clean, drama free open minded swm, in decent shape. I am seeking an openminded female roomie... You do not have to pay, except for things you want and I may even supply some of that as I am generous and thoughtful, I own a newer condo that is very clean and comfortable, It's secure, has laundry, internet, a fireplace and close to transit. I don't drink or do drugs and don't mind if you do just don't bring drama to the door. No committments necessary, just honesty, respect and consideration...on both sides. No drama

You have to be sexy, very clean and truly enjoy sex as I do and be willing to play...no games. This should be something that you want to do

Perhaps we could hang out and do things at times like travel or camp, go see bands, the beah, movies etc. I have many different interests and enjoy all types of music and movies.

I am very real truly open and honest and I have no inhibitions or baggage.

So if you are interested in something like this or want to know more ...drop me a line and we can discuss it. This could be perfect for a girl on a limited budget who enjoys sex and wants to explore ...or a girl who likes sex and is worried about too many partners. It could be short term or long term it's up to you. Let's see where this goes. ..I'm curious myself...but very open

Our Take: Remember no drama. No baggage. No commitments except travel and camping. It's a win-win situation.


Vancouver $600 Open minded female room mate maybe more wanted
I have a nice house I would like to share with a open minded female , if you like to live free & easy 4.2.0 friendly
love sex, pole dancing, modeling, motorcycles, rock & roll give me a call anytime,

Our Take: Pole dancing and modeling are two of this gents roommate criteria. The other criteria is sex and 420 friendly. Winner, winner, chicken dinner!


Detroit $300 GAY W/M SEEKING FEMALE FOR ROOMATE
There will be no SEX , maybe a back rub or foot massage but no further , want to become great freinds . You will have your own room and full house privleges . NO DRUGS ! or DISEASE !

Our Take: I can understand wanting your home to be a disease free zone.



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