Rental Roommate Nightmares: New Level of Creeps, Erotic Sex Lessons, Bed Sharing and No Drama

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The bar keeps getting raised on Roommate Rental Nightmares. Today we have a new level of creeps, erotic sex lessons for boys and girls, more beds to share with strange men, and a guy who wants you to be the house's new mommy.

All this and more by simply reading on...Las Vegas losers that advertise for sex
ITS AMAZING THE NEW LEVEL OF CREEPS THAT ADVERTISE FOR SEX IN A RENTAL COLUMN. THESE GUYS ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH. I GUESS NEXT THEY WILL ADVERTISE IN FURNITURE FOR SALE... FREE FURNITURE FOR SEX, CAN YOU IMAIGINE WAS LOSERS THESE DUDES MUST BE, TO STOOP TO THIS LEVEL, TO GET LAID.


Our Take: Good point. Though I have never, ever seen anyone do that in a Craigslist roommate rental ad. Interesting thought though.


Miami Guy lookin for your best shot
young boy or girl looking to learn aout erotic sex easily proved and enjoyable lets talk----jamie....


Our Take: Wait!? Is this man applying that he'd exchange sex for free rent? He must be one of these new levels of creeps as mentioned in the ad above.

Chicago
$500 SEEKING OPENMINDED FEMALE ROOMMATE
40 single straight white male and a 25 straight female roomie are seeking another cool, laidback, openminded female roomie to share house with us.

You would be sharing large bed and bedroom with attractive male


Our Take: Not only will sex be expected but you'll have to pay $500 on top of that as well. Enjoy your sex!


Atlanta Wanting a Female Roomate
I have a nice, small home on an acre. It is a two bedroom home, with one room reserved for my youngest daughter (23), should she need it. We would be sharing a bedroom and bed. I am not a freak but, due to closeness, normal intimacy would be expected. I want a partner/relationship. Really don't want any drama or unpleasantness. I will discuss anything! I have Direc TV, internet. Looking for someone between 30 and 45 and prefer petitte women. Love long hair. Those are just preferences! Please do not think any of that rules you out. It doesn't! I will provide all of the food. I own my own company and can help financially but, you will probably want a job, even if it is just part time.

This worked very well for a while with one 37 year old girl but, she could not resist complaining constantly about things that did not matter. Honestly, I can explain that better later. I just don't need to work all day and listen to that at night

The second attempt was a disaster and didn't last long. She wanted to sleep in the bed every night and not have sex.?! Please just shoot me...


Our Take: The bar of new level of creep has just been raised. What the hell did his past roommate expect: Sleeping in the same bed every night and not having sex? Pleeeeeeease!

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