Rental Roommate Nightmares: Tiny Studio, Shower Peeking and Cuddle Partners

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Help! There's more crazy potential roommates out there on Craigslist -- and they're waiting for you to move in.

What's on the plate?

A small studio apartment only big enough to fit one bed; a guy who wants to see you nude in the shower; a couple who want to cuddle with you and more.

Read on my friends, read on ...
San Jose:$250 ISO Open-minded guy to share a small studio
I'm gay Asian 40yrs old on the DL looking for open minded guy to share a small studio with kitchen I'm looking for guy whos open minded, friendly and down to earth not a Homophobia and not a druggies but cigarette smoker is ok because i'm a smoker if any guy want a place to stay to get on your feet or just need a place to crash. I just got laid off so i need someone to work with me because the major problem that i have is the studio kinda small can not fit another bed or a couch sound very lame but if u don't mind to share a queen bed. I'm not looking for sex partner or anything If interested please discribe yourself and a pic not that i care just want to know who i am going to meet .

Our Take: Imagine the hours on end you will spend with your new roommate who smokes in a very small studio that has barely enough room to fit a bed. Good thing he will to share his bed with you. Tickle-fight anyone?

San Francisco:$350 i have a room for rent
i need a single female that would share my bath has shower only.you have to be ok with being nude using the bathroom becouse it would be hard to hide when its in my bedroom. im not looking for sex or a girl friend ,please be over 35yrs im 56. I ENJOY SUCKING D*CK TOO!!!!!!!! MEN ARE WELCOME

Our Take: This ad reads like a murder mystery novel. At first you think this 56 year old just likes to see naked girls in the show, then it twists at the end when he shares his other passion as well. What would Agatha Christie make of this?

San Francisco: $any! For OPEN FEMALE: share room (NO sex at all!) with male&female
We're laid back and easy going. 420 Friendly.....

100% NON cig smoker. MUST be OK with unlimited http://CuddleParty.com & http://LupinLodge.com lifestyle. We are celibate and do NOT share ANY sex whatsoever, with anyone, You can, with others (just not us! Tho u will share 1bed & cuddle unlimited with us!)

Our Take: This is plain weird: a celibate couple who only wants to share a bed with you and cuddle -- unlimited -- and belong to a nudist colony. But the question is: will they do their dishes and keep the bathroom clean?

Las Vegas:large bedroom nice house
nice large room with walkin closet full bath for a female who is good looking and fit with no boy friend may be have sex once in a while for room i am also good looking and fit .

Our Take: This isn't an accident waiting to happen. Just remember ladies: You can never have a boyfriend while living here otherwise that might put a damper on the free rent.

For more to keep you up at night, read other Rental Roommate Nightmare editions.





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