Rental Roommate Nightmares: Dodgy Brits, Salesmen, and One Cute Tokyo Girl

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Okay, more nightmares on the plate in the form of Craigslist roommate-wanted ads.

Today: How they do it in London when it comes to the sleazy roommate department; a man offering a "cool girl" a chance; and an adorable roomie in Tokyo.

All this and more on the next page....
Los Angeles: MABY I CAN HELP YOU AND IN RETURN YOU CAN HELP ME IF YOU CLEAN 4 REAL
ME I WORK REAL HARD AND NEED HELP KEEPING MY PLACE CLEAN,IF YOU NEED A PLACE TO STAY AND ARE WILLING TO HELP ME COOL THIS IS NOT FOR SEX,YOU CAN MAKE UP YOUR OWN MIND AND I WONT BOTHER YOU ABOUT IT. WE CAN BE LIVE IN FRIEND'S AND WHAT EVER COMES OF IT IF ANYTHING COOL IF NOT COOL.

JUST WANT A COOL GIRL THAT'S ALL. AND I CAN HELP YOU WITH MONEY FOR PERSONAL THING'S.

PLEASE RESPOND WITH A PIC.



Our Take: Welcome to the world of prostitution.


Chicago: $500 2 ROOMIES SEEKING AN OPENMINDED FEMALE ROOMIE A.S.A.P.
40 single straight white male and a 25 straight female roomie are seeking another cool, laidback, openminded female roomie to share house with us,

You would be sharing large bed and bedroom with attractive male. Looking for short or long term roommate with benefits situation but long term is preferred. I do have one candidate so far and will make my decision within the next week so if you are interested please reply a.s.a.p.

Please send a picture to be considered.


Our Take: This open minded straight white male has got to work in sales. Notice how he puts the used car hard sell in at the end; stating that you -- a fellow open-minded female roomie -- might be missing out on this open-minded scenario of sharing a bed and bedroom with an attractive male. You better hurry!

London: £1 Sex addict with Flat Seeks Horny Soulmate Come Flatmate

Part 1 - Your needs:

(i) A Good Seeing To! – but would rather have a regular lover than a series of 1 night stands (insufficiency of transient pleasure/ health issues provide reason for this preference).
(ii) Have a desire to explore & not necessarily but possibly live out some unusual fantasies.
(iii) You would also like to find someone you connect with on multiple levels – possibly a 'soulmate' :)

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Part 2 - About you:

(i) Are Female (in the natural sense).
(ii) Have an openmind to try something unconventional.
(iii) Not an escort.


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Part 3 - My needs:

Please refer to title!

Clarification:

(i) A Horny Soul mate and/or
(ii) Flatmate.

NB: "OR" indicates that you may require a roof over your head but not necessarily be horny. However the "And" option is the preferable one.

I may not be an easy lay but I'm a bloody good one!

Look forward to your reply.

JJ

Our Take: So that's how they do it in the UK. I like how he adds that British touch of class to being a complete dirtbag.


Tokyo: JPY50000 Female only, a furnished room Available
Available Now!!!!
I'm 26 year old Japanese female. I'm looking for new share-mates. you can just move in with your baggage anytime!!

Share toilets, showers and Kitchen. Shopping street, supermarkets, convenience stores and drugstores nearby. Sex and nationality are unlimited.

If you are interested in sharing the house with me, I will be glad if you can contact me for more information. Waiting for someone friendly and responsible.


Our Take: Oh my god! This is plain adorable. I want to move in. When can I move in? Will my new Tokyo roommate greet me while wearing a Hello Kitty backpack? No nightmare here -- just my dream come true.


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