Rental Roommate Nightmares: Seeking a Nude Web Star, Well-Hung Look-a-Like, and Feet, Feet, Feet!

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God there are sick people out there. And it seems like most of them need roommates.

Today we found pure roommate nightmares on Craigslist. What we have in store is: cheap rent in exchange for being nude on the Internet; a well-hung man looking for a well-hung roommate who looks exactly like him; and of course a man with an extreme foot fetish.

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Los Angeles: $1 Seeking cool girl for new web series - Free shared room
Seeking a cool girl willing to participate in a new web series I am producing. I am a young producer and screen writer and have the first ten episodes written already. In terms of housing, I live in a two bedroom apartment and offer you free housing in a shared (fully furnished bedroom). In addition, you get full credit as an actress on the show. The idea is somewhat similar to that of sex in the city. It's about a girl searching for the perfect orgasm and each episode is an online blog entry. Some entries would be as if during intercourse. I know this may sound cheesy and porn, but when you read the script you will see how artistic and sassy it is. However, this would require you to be in semi-nude and intimate positions with the other actor playing on that episode. Interested? There would be two practice sessions each week (60 min each) and the actual shooting (probably on the weekend - for 2 hours).

Our Take: Tell me more about these "practice sessions"? By no means is this cheesy or porn -- it's artistic. In fact, I always check out the "artistic" sites on the Internet. I sure hope the girl who is in search of the perfect orgasm finds this young producer and screenwriter so she can be semi-nude on camera for him.


Miami: $550 HOT ROMMATE WANTED TO SHARE ONE BEDROOM APT
HISPANIC MALE VERY WELL ENDOWED LOOKING FOR BI OR GAY MALE ALSO VERY WELL HUNG OVER 9 INCHES PREFER VERS TOP HIV NEGATIVE!!. TO SHARE ONE BEDROOM IN MIAMI BEACH!!. IF YOU TO HAVE FUN & LOVE SEX ALWAYS HORNY E-MAIL ME AT richardgoldsteinatt@YAHOO.COM & ADVISE WHAT YOU WANT!!. HUGE BUTT PREFER HISPANIC OR BLACK OR MIDDLE EASTERN OR ANY CLEAN DISEASE FREE TOP TO SHARE APT!!. I HAVE A MOUSTACHE & GOUTEE VERY MASCULINE LOOKING FOR SAME.

Our Take: Hmmm? I hope this well-hung Richard Goldstein finds his ideal, also well-hung, roommate. But if it doesn't work out for the room, there's always the option of getting to send your almost roommate horny e-mails. Also, he's looking for the same thing as himself -- then there will be two of him under one roommate roof.


Las Vegas:
large bedroom nice house
nice large room with walkin closet full bath for a female who is good looking and fit with no boy friend may be have sex once in a while for room call me seven o two nine nine four six three three zero mike i am also good looking and fit .

Our Take: Either this guy is foreign or he's suffered from a minor brain injury. Ladies line right up!


Orange County, Calif.: $200-$800 FEMALES ONLY PLEASE, NO DEPOSIT, NO CREDIT CHECK, PETS OK, KIDS OK,
I will give you 200 to 800 towards your rent if you are willing to model for me your feet. You might be saying WHAT!!!! I am looking for everyday ladies for my personnel project, please keep reading, there is NO SEX involved, I want to hire everyday ladies to model their feet in heels for a project non commercial, I will take pictures of your feet only, I dont care about your body or face, and nothing other than your feet will be modeled, You can bring anybody with you, this is a professional photographic session with real lights and camera, we are all dressed, I will pay you cash in advance, all I want are your feet and you can pay your rent or whatever you want.

Our Take: I knew my feet would one day pay the rent. Creepy on many levels.


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