Craigslist Roommate Nightmares: National Edition

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Take your pick on who would be the worst roommate from a selection of Craigslist ads. Will it be the cult that sounds vaguely like Hare Krishnas, or the large middle-aged nudist who likes watching sports and "quiet time"? Perhaps you want a raffle to be involved with your renting scenario?

Click on to find out more about these Craigslist Nightmares...

The Ad:

$1 SHARE THE LOVE! Share free spirit, sexually open BEACH HOUSE (Santa Monica beach front)


HELLO LOVELIES!!! We want to invite you to share our love in this amazing beachfront 3 bedroom (2 floor) townhouse just right the amazing beach of Santa Monica. Yes this is a co-ed house but we're not some organization or religious people. No spirituality or religion here. Just love for life. We are a group of 4 guys and 2 gals, all college grads in their 20s, who moved out of their house to create this free spirit life. We are mostly nudists at home and enjoy a sexually open environment. So please be open to share with us your love, intimacy and passions, as we'll share ours with you. this is NOT a sex house! We are all serious people. No smoking or drugs. Drinking is cool (just don't get too drunk). Fun and play along with hard serious day jobs. We are all clean and respectful of each other. We prefer female to "balance the numbers". Be young, full of spirit, and open minded to our life-style! We are very selective, since this is a very close and intimate situation - need to trust you. There is NO RENT. Just share yourself and your spirit! We'd like to know as much about you, who you are, what you do, what are your dreams and where does your spirit roam. Photos would give us an idea about your looks. LOVE and HAPPINESS to all!

Our Take:
This would get very old......fast! Welcome to the Hare Krishnas.


The Ad:
$600 1 room in my 2/1 house on lake (w hollywood) (map)


I NEED A DOPE LAID BK ROOMATE!! IF YOU WORK FULL TIME AND DO NOT DO DRUGS (420 FRIENDLY)

LOOKING FOR A KLAID BACK CLEAN FULL TIME WORKING ROOMATE.

I WILL NOT TRADE NOTHING FOR ROOM, NO SEX NOR WORK
NEED TO FILL BY SUNDAY


Our Take:
Are you this guy's new "dope" roommate? Remember, even if you try, your new roommate is not going to trade sex or work for rent -- so don't even try. It seems like his past roommates might have tried for this kind of trade and now he's putting his foot down -- so don't! (Maybe that's why the room needs to be filled by Sunday?)


The Ad:
$95 ROOM INVASION [New York]

Cheap rent starting at $95 a week and up. Also, win our monthly raffle and we will pay your rent for a year. Ask us how!

Our Take:
A monthly raffle involving room rental seems like a big red flag to me. How about you? Remember, if something seems too cheap to be true, then it probably is.


The Ad:

$550 ►Seeking NUDIST roommate to share spacious, sunny SFH (Silver Spring/White Oak)


Professional, young 49-year-old, masculine, black gay, male nudist seeking other nudists to share a comfortable living situation in my home. I enjoy music, nude beaches, nude socials (i.e., TRUE nudism with others), skiing, working out, reading, socializing, sports (NBA, NFL, MLB, tennis, etc.) as well as quiet times.

Seeking a 2nd clean, responsible, mature, reliable, neat, gay-friendly, non-smoking nudist roommate - ages 18 yrs. and older in Silver Spring, MD (resulting in a total of 2, maybe 3 people in the home).

What is there to be ashamed of? Being nude is great, but it can be rather confining when living with non-nudist; ...and always having to cover up and be made to feel as though something is WRONG with being nude. I enjoy the natural liberation and freedom that comes with being nude in the company of others. Many of us are already nudist (e.g., when alone sometimes) but don't know it.)

I'm willing to explore a roommate situation with someone who has limited to no experience in social nudity (e.g., nude beach, nude camping, etc.) but nevertheless is interested in exploring and enjoying true nudism with others.

If you think that being naked with someone must equate to sex, then we would NOT be a good match as roommates.

I would love to connect my world to yours if we're the right fit and I look forward to hearing from like-minded persons..


Our Take:
Where do I even begin with this Roommate Nightmare? Would it be cheering on the home team while watching the NFL and being nude? Or would it simply be the nude "quiet times"? Sure, I'm not a nudist, but maybe what I need is this 49-year old man to be my nudist mentor?


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