Dave Ramsey's recession-themed pick-up lines

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Get out of debt guru Dave Ramsey is now in the hookup business. He has provided his fans with a list of recession- and debt-themed pick-up lines.

Here are a few of the best ones, with an archive of past ideas here:

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I'd be in a higher tax bracket.

I won't ask to borrow your phone number, since borrowing is stupid. Will you just give it to me instead?


Is your credit score bad? Because you look like a 10 to me!

When I saw you, my jaw dropped like the value of a new car.

I'm not mortgage interest, baby ... don't write me off.


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